A shapeshifter who can only turn into things they eat
*turns into a puddle of cum*
Hey why are you like this
Yet ppl don’t understand how white privilege still exists in brown n black countries
I think about this almost daily.
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My head hurts from laughing at this so hard
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just got a grand piano and you know what that means
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
she killed him with a fuckin look
The I, Robot sequel looks lit.
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Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else
Also gives you a keenly honed ability to lie, wide-eyed and plausibly and at the drop of a hat, because you definitely had Nothing To Do With This Situation, How Could You Even Think This Of Me, Papá